NO WHINING! (SLIGHT EXCEPTIONS FOR CHILDREN)

ORDER AT THE COUNTER

HELP YOURSELF TO CREAM & SUGAR AT THE COFFEE STATION

HAVE A SEAT AND WE'LL FIND YOU.

COLD DRINKS ARE IN THE COOLER. GRAB EM

ONLY ONE CURMUDGEON IN THE MARKET AT A TIME.

USE YOUR BEST MANNERS

BURGERS ARE FROM 10-1:30 TUE-FRI (No burgers if it's over 100 degrees outside)